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Bluetooth warning

August 11, 2006

I bet all of you with Bluetooth devices have done this?

If not, next time you are in a crowded place, try exploring how many others have got a Bluetooth phone switched on.

Then look at the names they give to their devices.

I’m sat in a room with several Nokia 6230s and one or two Samsungs. There is a Kevin and a Toni.

I wonder which one of you is King Dong? Probably the man with the big mouth craving attention. Is that your Porsche parked outside? If so, I would hazard a guess that your genitalia would give grounds for a prosecution under the Trades Descriptions Act.

I can’t imagine why anyone would want to be known as Bumboy United?

How many of you have made sure that no-one else can use your phone? I’m too honest to try, but I wouldn’t be surprised if most of you leave yourself open to having all and sundry furtle through your files.

That’s the end of this safety announcement – now to find where 36EE is sitting!

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